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the saga of sbretthj

sbahj-ass drawings by brett so haha get it

very little of this is an actual attempt to do art, you can basically always tell whether or not i'm even trying

includes varying-levels-of-ironic fetish art

entirely homestuck

the less sbahj blog
Sep 13 '12
1M 4 N4K3D G1RL 4ND 1M GO1NG TO L1CK CH4LK….. W1TH DRUGS 1N 1T!!

HORRORSHOW!

1M 4 N4K3D G1RL 4ND 1M GO1NG TO L1CK CH4LK….. W1TH DRUGS 1N 1T!!

HORRORSHOW!

1 note Tags: homestuck terezi pyrope legit proud of this terezi do i have a tag for actual art? will find out later drugs/

Sep 12 '12
i tried to draw my troll junk headcanon but i cant draw and allllllso i’m using a phone app cmon

basically though it’s exactly a vulva but instead of a clit there’s a sheath-hole thing the tentabulge comes out of and the nook is less of a round muscled hole and more of a literal slit? the canal sort of curves forward, the gland that produces generic material is essentially at the end of it, the bladder rests just below it (the urethra is between the bulgesheath and nook). at the end of the nook canal there’s a sort of cervix, just a ring of muscle that actially loosens pretty easily, which leads to a pseudouterus that is pretty much just a sac to store genetic material (for if there’s a delay in getting to a bucket, but control of the cervix sphincter thing is entirely up to the troll, a bucket isnt necessary to trigger anything). there’s some space between the sheath and the base of the bulge but like, barely a finger’s breadth, and the sheath hella tenses so you cant really get anything in there when the bulge isnt out. its fairly sensitive though so flat pressure on the hood that lies over it (yeah, 4got to specifically mention there’s a labia) is generally an efficient foreplay thing. i dont know or care if any of this makes sense its literally just constructed 2 b hot to me so who gives a shit

i tried to draw my troll junk headcanon but i cant draw and allllllso i’m using a phone app cmon

basically though it’s exactly a vulva but instead of a clit there’s a sheath-hole thing the tentabulge comes out of and the nook is less of a round muscled hole and more of a literal slit? the canal sort of curves forward, the gland that produces generic material is essentially at the end of it, the bladder rests just below it (the urethra is between the bulgesheath and nook). at the end of the nook canal there’s a sort of cervix, just a ring of muscle that actially loosens pretty easily, which leads to a pseudouterus that is pretty much just a sac to store genetic material (for if there’s a delay in getting to a bucket, but control of the cervix sphincter thing is entirely up to the troll, a bucket isnt necessary to trigger anything). there’s some space between the sheath and the base of the bulge but like, barely a finger’s breadth, and the sheath hella tenses so you cant really get anything in there when the bulge isnt out. its fairly sensitive though so flat pressure on the hood that lies over it (yeah, 4got to specifically mention there’s a labia) is generally an efficient foreplay thing. i dont know or care if any of this makes sense its literally just constructed 2 b hot to me so who gives a shit

3 notes Tags: nsfw homestuck tentabulge ironic fetish art (thats just the tag for all fetish stuff) dumb headcanons

Sep 12 '12
sadstuck isnt the same as man blizzards but it might as fucking well be

sadstuck isnt the same as man blizzards but it might as fucking well be

3 notes Tags: homestuck dave strider davesprite sadstuck man blizzard cumbersome snowflake costume im sorry that this makes no sense but i mean harry and pip have like a billion followers im sure some of them even track the man blizzard tag so this will not go unappreciated.

Sep 11 '12
baby wants a pizza

baby wants a pizza

Tags: homestuck john egbert food-

Sep 10 '12
Hello there, Dave.

Hello there, Dave.

Tags: is rose the real father??? intriguing mysteries homestuck rose lalonde body horror?

Sep 10 '12
D4V3 1 4M TH3 F4TH3R

D4V3 1 4M TH3 F4TH3R

1 note Tags: terezi's alien parasite sperm homestuck terezi pyrope are D4V3 1 4M TH3 F4TH3R jokes way too old yet pregnancy- parasites- ironic fetish art

Sep 10 '12
jade harley

jade harley

Tags: homestuck jade harley

Sep 10 '12
there are lots of really funny pregnant women in disneyland some of them look like kanaya

there are lots of really funny pregnant women in disneyland some of them look like kanaya

2 notes Tags: homestuck kanaya maryam pregnancy- ironic fetish art clem why arent u following this blog yet ruuude

Sep 10 '12
a pregnant dave at disneyland

a pregnant dave at disneyland

Tags: homestuck dave strider pregnancy- ironic fetish art

May 16 '12
dont worry i’m not gonna try to contribute any art for the hso

dont worry i’m not gonna try to contribute any art for the hso

1 note Tags: homestuck sollux captor terezi pyrope team terezi hearts sollux